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It’s 2:35am and all I can do is cry. I just want to sleep but your words just killed me and all I can do is cry.

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thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

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jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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greencrook:

greencrook:

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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thearmada4231:

The thought of the Easter Bunny always frightened me as a child. A massive rabbit man breaking into my house and leaving me fruit flavored bean turds was a horrifying image.

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cyberuser:

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vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

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what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

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gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

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